Stuck for Life

so.. another friend has tied the knot yesterday. apparently, she's not just another friend, she's my ex-roommate uh oh but this one is special because she's one of my first roommates ever! you know, i remember my firsts of everything better, though the firsts don't always mean the best, and by now you should already well aware that my favourite roommates were Ipan and Jet!  ;)

i still remember very clearly my first time meeting Tsu Fie. we're both barely 18, young and fresh, clueless too. dia adalah orang pertama yang masuk bilik, i think i remember my room number, it's 2B0109 kalau tak silap. sesiapa yang datang awal ada privilege untuk dapat bilik ground floor dan pilih katil, perabot etc. nak dijadikan cerita, tsu fie adalah orang pertama masuk bilik kitorang, satu bilik 4 orang btw. dan waktu mula-mula aku masuk bilik tu dengan Yana (another first roommate of mine), kitorang dikejutkan dengan nama Sufilah Tsu Fie terlekat di katil, almari dan study desk. bahaha. dalam hati "amboiiii, kemain dia siap cop-cop bagai macam lah hilang katil tuuu" ingatkan culture shock tu sampai kat situ aje, sekalikkk bila nampak dia bertambah-tambah lagi terkejut.

kalau aku, sampai-sampai bilik mak kemaskan luggage, susunkan setiap baju kasut stokin everything ikut tempat then bagitau kat mana dia letak, itu pon orang rasa aku macam dah spoilt brat sangat dahhh hahaha sekalikkk tengok tsu fie, haaa pitams. ibu dia siap belikan shoe rack warna pink, kasut dia bersusun dekat dalam bilik ok (padahal kat luar ada aje shoe rack tau), kasut dia semua glitter pitams lepas tu most of her things warna pink, gold and glittery. first time tengokkk, rasa macam WOW this girl! hehe. sebelum kenal rasa macam sheesh budak ni tak boleh buat geng ni lembik semacammm aje muka tonyok macam jenis yang bakal menangis berhari-hari homesick lepas tu call ibu nangis-nangis. euw. well, tuhan itu maha kaya rupa-rupanya yang berhari-hari homesick adalah seorang Fasheeha. nak makan, nangis. nak tido, nangis. kaki melecet, nangis. ayah call, nangis. kahkahkah. yang paling best, aku nangisss sekalik pandang atas, yana nangis jugak. toleh kiri, tsu fie pun mata merah-merah. sebab? sebab aku nangis. -______-" those were the days haih. kasi can lah umur baru 18 kemain jauh kena campak sampai ke sarawak. huahuahuaa.

lepas dah kenal tsu fie ni, kira okay lah. lembik memang lembik tapi satu kepala. jenis barang ku barang mu jua makanya i learned to love all those shiny glittery goldish kind of accessories from her. ahak ahak. laptop dia dulu cerita dia macam laptop aku sebabnya aku yang lagi banyak pakai. habis segala games aku install dalam tu, segala lagu aku masukkan. first time belajar tengok porn secara marathon juga dari laptop itu shhh okbai ini rahsia kita-kita aje bye. oh belajar hide files pon dari laptop tsu fie jua bye lagi. Dell, kamu banyak berjasa di dalam melingkupkan pelajaran aku di sana. how are you?

tsu fie ni jenis suara high pitched tau jenis yang macam kalau aku tak kenal dia rapat, very most likely aku akan tak suka dia sebab suara dia bila bercakap. you know that kind of manja nyenyenyenye tetapi kuattt punya suara tuh? nasib baik as a person dia memang very nice lady jenis tak banyak kepala apa pon jenis tak kisah aje (sampai orang pijak kepala haih) ayat favourite dia dalam bilik "eiii bosan" "bosannyaaa" "korang tak bosannn ke? tsu fie bosan nieeeee" "eh jom lah pergi mana-mana bosan lahhh dalam bilik aje" "bosan bosan bosan" dengan suara manja nyenyenyenye dan sedikit terjerit di dalam bilik. kalau kitorang memang jenis tak rapat, aku syak pasti dalam 1 sem tu akan timbul satu kejadian tergempar seorang Fasheeha mengamuk di dalam bilik mencekik roommate nya sambil menjerit "KAU DIAM KAU DIAM SUARA KAU ANNOYING DIAMMMM!" wakakakaka. nasib baik rapat.

yeah that was a brief idea tentang tsu fie.

fast forward to 7 years later,

here she is more composed suara masih nyenyenyenye tetapi tidak sebingit dulu bahahaha masih kawan yang comel yang tetiba bila kau sedih dia buat kejutan ajak dinner dan sambut birthday kau (of course bukan birthday aku, it's another close friend but i was there planning the surprise too ahem *indirectly hinting that i oso cute kena bagitau takut orang tak dapat tangkap my subtle hint bye*)

Sufilah Tsu Fie Mohd Salleh and her gorgeous friends bye.

so semalam dia nikah, hari nie dia sanding too bad i'm working now (blogging, it seems) makanya kelam kabut balik kerja terus siap-siap then bergegas ke putrajaya. tak kisah lah bergegas bagaimana pun, dia kahwin lepas asar dan aku habis kerja pukul 6 petang, memang tak sempat tengok dia. tetapi awal-awal dah pesan "cupieee jangan bukak baju dulu pelisss pesan kat amad jangan bukak baju dulu nak tengokkkk!" i even broke the record from kl-putrajaya in 15 minutes sampai hujung kaki melecet lahhh terseret jalan tar sebab tekan minyak kuat sangat huahuahuaa 15 minit tu sampai betul-betul tol masuk putrajaya aje. nak pergi ke kuarters Nab tambah lagi another 11 minutes mengikut perkiraan waze. ahak ahak.

sampai rumah tsu fie, tengok-tengok dia tengah amik-amik gambar ngan laki dia kat pelamin. lelaju bergomol dan ajak tsu fie makan sekali sambil tidak menghiraukan amad. tapi okay lah amad is a good guy sangat warm, he was a public prosecutor kat jabatan peguam negara tetapi now dah resign and jadi consultant. pernah berjumpa dan lepak sekali sebelum ni tetapi time tu mati-mati tsu fie cakap "kawannnn jeeeeeeee" euw pentipu. kenapa seorang kawan kena panggil kawan dia B? kecuali kalau nama kawan dia Adabi ke, Robbie ke. kan? tapi 1st time jumpa amad dah boleh borak-borak macam dah biasa sangat macam kawan laga-laga dada gittew. semalam pun sibuk amad suruh datang jugak reception diorang today kat putrajaya and lusa kat lenggeng. memang tak dapat chu olzzzz, my weekend is packed!

boleh tahan gigih jugak tsu fie ni dia and husband dia prepare everything from scratch okay. bercinta tak sampai setahun pun it was july last year lepas tu amad cakap dia tak nak bercinta lama-lama buang masa so kalau sayang jom kahwin terus dan wow rupanya semalam kahwin. takde merisik takde bertunang. relax.

the dais

Gold. because it's her favourite colour. *sighs*

tsu fie ni sebenarnya biadab okay dia kahwin tapi dia tak jemput pon kawan-kawan lama i  bet dia tak jemput pun yana semua tu, classmates dia pun takkkk! selambek. dia tak tau ke kalau-kalau ada orang berkecil hati? ini nak upload gambar pun cuak okayyy. semalam bila sound dia cakap "ha ah lahhh tsu fie pon tak sempat nak jemput semua korang jemput kan lahhhh" BOLEYYY? pitams lah dengan this girl! pfttt hehe.

no, you won't find a single picture of amad in this entry. i'm still mad at him for stealing my cupilah cupie and claiming his right on her. brrrrr. did you know that amad's real name is not amad or Ahmad? it's Ghazali. but i'm not calling him Ghaz or Ali (as he requested) BECAUSE WELL, I CAN. he's amad and forever will be amad. pfttt haha.

and i decided that tsu fie must love me more than she loves amad. yes, i get to decide. because well, chicks before dicks. ;ppp

don't mind her, she was just getting herself in the mood. SHE'S NEXT IN LINE, i presume. ;)

rasanya sampai rumah tsu fie pukul 8 lebih macam tu and we stayed until 12 kot? padahal esok tu dia ada reception, muka dah penat siap batuk tak berhenti namun jangan harap kitorang nak buat-buat paham dan pulang awal. wedding night, what? your wedding night is with us okay.

the bride looking half zombie bahahaha. time ni semua orang dah berbaring-baring lepas tu tsu fie dengan suara nyenyenye dia menjerit "kejap kejappp tsu fie pun nak baring jugakkk!" sambil bukak tudung dan selendang lelaju. pfttt. oh tapi baik hati lah sebelum baring bawakkan air siap feeling cocktail glass lepas tu we did a toast yang kononnya congratulations on your new Mrs status tetapi dalam hati you're doomed bitch good luck *smirks*! muehehehe.

Nab kebebeh

puas ke hati chu olzzzzz tu mencuba sehabis daya kelihatan comel? kakakaka. eh macam mana lah nak hilangkan eyebag? (selain dari tido awal? iols kenot tido awal nanti tengah malam terjaga dan tak boleh tido sampai pagi lepas tu jadi hulk kat opis)

sebenarnya ada sorang lagi yang takde, kiranya tak lengkap lah tanpa dia yakni Pa. Pa kan skang dah round the world jad stewardess latest pergi Milan meletops berair mata iols kecemburuan. yang kita ni bila lagi nak merantau?

WE MISS YOU, PA. but yeah whatever life goes on and i'm still pissed off at Amad!

anyway, congratulations tsu fie you're finally a Mrs. who would have thought you're gonna be the first kannnn? you look happy, your face glows. though i think it's mainly because of the make up, whatever. sorry couldn't make it to your receptions both in putrajaya and lenggeng, made up to you i stayed for your solemnization till midnight yes you're most welcome no need to do the same on my wedding night nanti ok because your attendance is obligatoryyyy from engagement to solemnization even to reception me dun careee! do not bring amad, don't say i didn't warn you!

yeah yeah no matter what we love you, Cupilah Cupie nyenyenye. both, Nab and I. have a great marriage life ahead, go make lots of cute babies, cherish your now halal boyfriend moment sheeshhh they're so gonna annoy us with their PDA. pfttt. amad is a good guy,  i can tell. but whatever i'm still mad at him.

hehehe.

just in case if you're wondering, no, i really didn't crash their wedding night. Amad's not in the picture because after dinner he rushed back to his house, he didn't stay the night at tsu fie's. :) and no, i don't hate amad, he's so friendly and warm one can never hate him.

not hate, just mad. ;ppp

off the market this one you guysssss!